[I like the free-for-all that resulted from Paladin's thread (see here), so I thought I'd see if anyone was interested in Round 2.]
Mrs. 2 and I went to a diner in the next town, and were annoyed when we pulled into the parking lot and saw a bus parked across six or seven spaces. We went inside and sat down, and there was this old lemon-sucker sitting in the next booth. I swear I saw him cutting his steak, knife in his right hand, fork in his left, and putting a penny into the Magic Seer with his other hand. Coincidentally (or maybe not), the Magic Seer resembled Mr. Sucker. I think I need new glasses.