Search this Topic:
Mar 12 14 11:43 PM
Chick With Brains
Aug 4 14 7:32 PM
I Love You To Death
(Tracy Ullmann and her mother hear the 'hitmen' chanting "Reggie! Reggie! Reggie!" upstairs)
Mother: What are they saying?"
Tracy: "I think they want to hear reggae, ma."
River Phoenix: "What if he (Kevin Kline) cheats on her (Tracy) again?"
Mother: "Then we shoot him again."
Oct 25 14 9:38 PM
On Golden Pond
Henry Fonda: "Someone's at the door!"
Katharine Hepburn: "It's ME, you old poop!"
Dec 16 14 12:31 AM
Jan 12 15 9:25 PM
Into The Woods
Cinderella's Prince: "I was raised to be charming, not sincere."
Little Red Riding Hood: "Oh, dear. How uneasy I feel."
The Wolf: "There's no possible way to describe how it feels when you're talking to your meal!"
Granny: "What kind of a hunter are you, anyway?!"
The Baker: "I'm a baker!"
Mar 27 15 10:27 PM
Berlioz (hearing jazz for the first time): "It isn't Beethoven, Mama, but it sure is bouncy!"
Lafayette: "I think that's the end, Napoleon!"
Napoleon (voice of George Lindsey): "Hold it! I'M the leader; I'LL say when it's the end!" *the words THE END come across the screen and smack him in the head* "It's the end."
Oct 19 16 8:17 PM
The Last Unicorn
Schmendrick: "If I could, I would change her (the Unicorn) into some other creature! Some beast too humble for the Bull to be concerned with. But that would take a REAL magician! With REAL magic! And I can't pretend anymore...."
1st Outlaw: "Rat soup! Again, rat soup!"
2nd Outlaw: "At least she could use a different rat the third night out."
Molly Grue: "I'll NOT have it, Cully! NOT another mouth to feed! The soup's no thicker than sweat as it is!"
Schmendrick: "What can *I* do? You think the Red Bull likes card tricks?!"
Mommy Fortuna: "Oh, she'll (Harpy) kill me one day or another. But she will remember forever that *I* caught her. That *I* held her prisoner. *chuckles* So there's MY immortality, ay?"
Prince Lir: "The happy ending cannot come in the middle of the story."
Oct 29 16 9:42 PM
From Here To Eternity
Soldier (during Pearl Harbor attack): "Don't go out there, Warden, you'll get your head shot off!"
Warden: "Put your pants on, you'll catch a cold!"
© 2017 Yuku. All rights reserved.